Ode to Shirley Wu (SJP's awesome intern)

By Amy Char (San Francisco, CA)

always appreciate of your actions that morning
and how you briefly became my legal guardian
commendable camp mom
devotedly dishing out vending machine grub
one tip - enthralling Ewan McGregor's breakthrough in Trainspotting
might help with your one flaw... fear of needles
it wasn't even your arm that was ghastily gashed by a syringe!